Pardon vagueness, inebriated Inari is inebriated. Spell check to the fking rescue like a champ.
Riley spilled my rum and coke. Better yet she spilled it into someone's shoes while they were gone. Even better yet is Charlene picked up the ice cubes and added them to the mix. So the shoes were full of ice, rum, coke and a straw. I have pictures. They are MAGNIFICENT.
Off to see the blues band at the pub! Why do I have a flashlight in my pocket?