I was stopped by security loading the car at the old place. It's like
10pm, no one else is around. I have absolutely no idea why I'm being
questioned.
"We were called about a person in a suspicious head
covering loitering in the parking lot," he explains, takes one good look
at me and just bursts into uncontrollable laughter.
Are. You.
Serious? It's a pikachu hat with floppy ears and dangling Poke balls!
Who found this scary? I cannot even imagine how ancient this human must
have been.